AISubs v3.7
Question one, Koujien!
Who are you people?
- We're Japanese. - That's right.
Since we're Japanese, we have to use fun Japanese.
Today, I've prepared Koujien.
We have to answer the meaning of the fun Japanese that's on this Koujien.
- The person with the lowest score in this quiz... - Yeah?
...will be exempted.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What did you say?!
- I really don't care about that. - I don't care!
Okay, first question.
- Please tell me what "right" means. - No way!
Whoa!
I'm asking you what "right" means.
You're taking it too seriously.
- Okay, next. - Ms. Mushimegami.
Not on the left side.
I thought so, but if it was true, I'd be mad.
On the opposite side of the left.
- I thought so, but it's really weird. - Yeah.
- Next up, Tetsuya. - Okay.
- "When I opened this book, it was on the cover side." - It's too funny!
- It's not funny! - But it's really easy to understand.
- Yeah, it's amazing. - It's definitely this side.
I didn't get it at all.
When you split someone's body in half.
- What?! - What does that mean?!
When you split someone's body in half.
- That's one part of it. - Wait, which part?!
- It's split left and right. - I'll tell you the answer.
- Okay. - Okay.
First up, Maruichi. "When you face south, you face west."
- I know it! - I know it!
- That's it! - That's it!
- Correct! - Correct!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
Second up, Jooi. "Paper stone."
Third up, Tenji. "Excellent book."
- Oh! - Oh!
Fourth up, Maruio. "Once split left and right, I feel like I'm on the right side."
- Hey! That's not fair! - You said you're on the right side!
- You said you're on the left side! - You said you're on the right side!
When you give someone a point,
the one who has chopsticks and hits the one who split Maruichi,
- is Toshishi! - What?!
- Is that okay?! - Second up...
- Okay. - Okay!
- "Funny." - "Funny."
- Next up is Yumemaru. - "Funny" is...
- "Ego." - Okay, Tetsuya.
It's not about laughing.
Your mood has changed in a good way.
- "Maybe you're funny." - Yeah, that's funny.
- Next up is Toshishi. - "Your pose is funny."
- Yeah, that's funny. - Huh?!
- Go ahead, Mushi-san! - "Your interest is pleasant."
- Here's the answer! - Okay!
- "The feeling of being bright in front of you." - Huh?!
- "The feeling of being open in front of you. It's pleasant and fun."
- "You've changed a lot. You're cool. You're funny."
- You've changed a lot. - That's right!
- "You've changed a lot this time." - The winner is...
- Mushi-san and Tetsuya get one point! - Yay!
- Toshimizu gets two points! - Yay!
- Why?! - Oh, so that's how it is!
- But I think "that's funny" isn't funny. - Oh, is that so?
- Then I'll make a mistake.
- You get one point! - Yay!
- I don't know. - I get one point!
- How many points do you get? - I'll give you 12,000 points.
- What?! - I know!
- Then I'll give you 1,000 points. - No way!
- That's too much! - He's too strict with negotiations.
- The third one! - Okay!
- "Heavy black." - Heavy black?
- What does that mean?! - Good luck!
- "He's messing around a lot." - Here's a hint.
- "He's messing around a lot." - Okay, I got it.
- Okay, Mushi-san, go ahead!
- I thought it had nothing to do with being funny.
- Because Tetsuya's face is black.
- Ah! - I see!
- "He's messing around a lot." - "He's filled with despair."
- "He's a bad person."
- Oh, you're on the same page. - That's correct!
- "Funny" is the opposite of "funny," so "funny" and "funny" are synonyms.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What?! - You've been lying for a while!
- "He's messing around a lot." - Okay, next up...
- It's a simple one. "God."
- "God" is "god." - Wow!
- It's a spiritual question. - Yeah.
- "He's messing around a lot." - "He's messing around a lot."
- Hahaha!
- Did you get it? - "He's messing around a lot."
- Okay, next up is Yumemaru-san!
- "He's someone you believe in and teach you things about."
- Tetsuya-san... - "He's beyond human knowledge."
- Oh, I see! - Oh, I see!
- "He's someone you worship and have control over everything."
- Hahaha!
- "He's someone you can trust and rely on."
- "He's someone you can trust and have control over everything." - I think you're right.
- Okay. - Here we go.
- "He's someone who has the power to transcend human beings."
- "He's someone you can trust and have control over everything."
- Tetsuya-san is correct!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow!
- You almost got it! - You almost got it!
- 2 points! - Yay!
- I'm getting it! - Tetsuya, give me 1 point.
- Huh?! - Tetsuya, give me 1 point so I can beat Yumara and Janken.
- Give me 1 point. - Hahaha!
- Janken, pui! - Yay!
- 1 point! - Yay!
- Give me 1 point! - Hahaha!
- Okay, from the right, it's 2, 2, 2, 0. - Hahaha!
- What's with this system?! - Can I ask about Yumara and Janken?
- Okay, Daigo, please decide on Yumara. - Bone!
- Bone! Daigo, bone!
- You've decided, right? - Yes!
- Okay, Mushi-san, please go first. - "It supports the human body and connects joints."
- Ah, I see! It supports human bodies! - It supports human bodies and connects joints.
- You idiot! It's not just the human body that has bones!
- "It supports the body of a carcinogen." - Ahhh!
- "Or it's the gut." - "It's one of the human bodies made up of calcium and one of the skeleton."
- Okay, I'll give you the answer.
- "It's one of the skeleton parts of a carcinogen."
- "It's a compound of cells and substances including calcium ions."
- The winner is... Yumemaru with 2 points! - Yay!
- 1 point! - Yay!
- I didn't expect you to win, Tetsuya. - What?
- Tetsuya is very good at Japanese. - Tetsuya is very good at Japanese.
- The final question! - Yes!
- The final question is... "love"! - Oh my!
- "Love"!
- Who is it? Who is it?!
- Who is our...
- God?
- Not at all! - What?!
- I'm done! - Okay, Toshime!
- "Emotions born from people who exceed trust."
- What does "comradeship" mean? - What does it mean?
- Com...
- Isn't it a limited edition? - No, it's not!
- Can I go next? - Go ahead!
- "Emotions born from opposite or same sex."
- It's too soft, isn't it?
- "Emotions that wish for happiness."
- Love? Which one should we go with?
- It's cute! - It's like a CD's title!
- "Emotions that loved and cared for."
- Wow! - You use it all the time!
- I'll announce the answer! - Okay!
- "Emotions that love and cared for."
- "Love."
- "Emotions that love and cared for."
- Wow! That's the first one I heard! - "Emotions that love and cared for."
- Okay, the next person is...
- "No punishment!" - Wow!
- "Everyone loves each other!" - Yay!
- I'm so happy!
- "No punishment" is not a heavy sentence, but...
- This is also love. - That's right.
- Toshimitsu-san, what about Christmas plans?
- I don't have any. - You don't, do you?
- Not at all. - Recently, I've been like, "What should I do for Christmas?"
- "What should I do for Christmas?" - It's crazy, isn't it?
- I've been talking about it all the time. - Yesterday, I went to a tree in Don Quijote.
- Oh, that's right. - I was like, "Wow!"
- "It's noisy!"
- "Should I put this in my house?"
- "Should I buy Santa's cosplay?"
- "Should I buy a girl's cosplay?"
- Even if you have a YouTuber...
- You can say, "I didn't use it, so I'll watch it."
- Wow! If you're watching this now, you can definitely use it.
- It's over.
- That's all.